Yup. Doing Total Diva’s reviews. Usually do this just for a select few peeps but decided to bring them here. God help me.
- Cena checking out dem tittays.
- Ariane’s ghetto thing is insufferable. She obviously didn’t learn how to pin while she trained in NXT.
- I dig Rosa tearing into Eva. Eva blows. Everyone is so mean to Summer for no reason. Glad Rosa agrees.
- I bet Ariane trained more in the like 2 weeks (?) she was gone than Eva has yet.
- Natty, STFU. You married an Albertan and then complain about his Albertaness. That’s like getting fake tits and complaining they got bigger.
- Ugh… the editing of Divas matches… ffs. It still bothers me after 3 seasons.
- YES NATTY! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM! I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE SEASON ONE!
- Vinny needs to become Ariane’s manager. He’s the best boyfriend/husband on the show. Poor dude deals with so much and is just a total bro about it. Like the nicest guy.
- Jonathan looks like a mini-Ryback.
- Where is Naomi?
- TJ is like every hick I went to highschool with. He’s the best.
- I love those spider-style bikinis. Holy moly.
- Brie is just awful. I can’t even decide if she’s worse in the ring or on the show. You’re on vacation. Do vacation.
- Vinny :( I want him to me my bro.
- Brie v Nikki. Mortal Kombat. Loser leaves RAW/Total Divas. Brie is the worst. I like how everyone else let her know how worst she is.
- Bitchmode Natty. I’d be long gone so long ago if I was TJ.
- I like how TJ is basically being his heel NXT self by not putting up with Natty’s BS.
- I really don’t dig how the shittier the girls are in the ring means they’re shittier on the show, but that is “popular” so they’ll never get released. Fudge off.
Its really nuts! Quite the story being told.
Humans you don’t care about have a stupid life and nonsense situations
Autobots chase Decepticons/Decepticons chase Autobots
Artifact shows up out of nowhere with nondescript universe altering powers
Bad guy shows up with a plan that makes no sense for anything but action scenes
Autobots have to get the artifact before the evil businessman/Decepticons
Girl makes oblivious sexual gesture for fap .gifs
American and Chinese flags
More stupid human nonsense situations to interrupt the action
Optimus defeats the bad guy with a nonsense powerup that would’ve been really handy the entire movie
Stupid nonsense speech about how Optimus will always protect earth
*Insert product placement at all times