I found the script for Transformers 5

Its really nuts! Quite the story being told.

Humans you don’t care about have a stupid life and nonsense situations
Autobots chase Decepticons/Decepticons chase Autobots
Artifact shows up out of nowhere with nondescript universe altering powers
Bad guy shows up with a plan that makes no sense for anything but action scenes
Autobots have to get the artifact before the evil businessman/Decepticons
Girl makes oblivious sexual gesture for fap .gifs
American and Chinese flags
More stupid human nonsense situations to interrupt the action
Optimus defeats the bad guy with a nonsense powerup that would’ve been really handy the entire movie
Stupid nonsense speech about how Optimus will always protect earth
Closing explosion

*Insert product placement at all times

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