Its really nuts! Quite the story being told.
Humans you don’t care about have a stupid life and nonsense situations
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Autobots chase Decepticons/Decepticons chase Autobots
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Artifact shows up out of nowhere with nondescript universe altering powers
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Bad guy shows up with a plan that makes no sense for anything but action scenes
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Autobots have to get the artifact before the evil businessman/Decepticons
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Girl makes oblivious sexual gesture for fap .gifs
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American and Chinese flags
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More stupid human nonsense situations to interrupt the action
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Optimus defeats the bad guy with a nonsense powerup that would’ve been really handy the entire movie
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Stupid nonsense speech about how Optimus will always protect earth
Closing explosion
*Insert product placement at all times
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