I found the script for Transformers 5

Its really nuts! Quite the story being told.

Humans you don’t care about have a stupid life and nonsense situations
Explosions
Autobots chase Decepticons/Decepticons chase Autobots
Explosions
Artifact shows up out of nowhere with nondescript universe altering powers
Explosions
Bad guy shows up with a plan that makes no sense for anything but action scenes
Explosions
Autobots have to get the artifact before the evil businessman/Decepticons
Explosions
Girl makes oblivious sexual gesture for fap .gifs
Explosions
American and Chinese flags
Explosions
More stupid human nonsense situations to interrupt the action
Explosions
Optimus defeats the bad guy with a nonsense powerup that would’ve been really handy the entire movie
Explosions
Stupid nonsense speech about how Optimus will always protect earth
Closing explosion

*Insert product placement at all times

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