How Hath The World Blighted Adam: March 20th

rageface

I am so angry!

People suck. Drivers in Edmonton suck. Everything sucks this morning.

I’m sick with a cold.

I tried making tea but I don’t know what I’m doing and it just tastes like leaves and dirt and water which is pretty awful. Apparently I didn’t “maximize my steep.”

My favourite breakfast bars were all gone this morning. Was left with banana.

Also

DEAR EDMONTON

We have 6 months a year for you morons to learn how to drive in winter. It got warm for TWO WEEKS and all you idiots forgot what you’re doing.

You’re all stupid. Goodbye.

How hath the world blighted Adam is a feature I’m gonna do whenever I get pissed off.

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One thought on “How Hath The World Blighted Adam: March 20th

  1. I’ll give u a hug bro

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